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communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

#hm
140,506 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 15:21       Via(Source)

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

#I feel so bad for doing renegade things in mass effect #h oly shit #i am always paragon because of this #i want to replay the series and be renegade n see what happens
6,658 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 15:06       Via(Source)
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colbaltdrg:

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

To be more exact, that’s a hen. Which is the female. This is likely not his first encounter with her. My grandpa had chickens and hens, and if you visit them frequently like this they develop affection to you. I would know, because I sat in the chicken coop alot. The hens get a small maternal kick, and come to cuddle you because she wants to keep you warm, like she would do with her chicks. This means the boy has spent alot of time with her, and that just makes it more heart warming.

#i was not a gentle child with animals #such a sweet kid n a sweet hen
8,719 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 13:10       Via(Source)
mariusu:

(via このスコティッシュフォールドの何かがおかしいwwwでも、かわいすぎwww:ハムスター速報)

mariusu:

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371 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 11:01       Via(Source)

lere8:

Rurouni Kenshin: The Legend Ends

304 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 10:57       Via(Source)

hotyams:

tough call

#CHICKEN GEORGE ON MY DASH
17,488 notes       September 02, 2014 @ 10:57       Via(Source)

tyrantrummed:

osobigbear:

king-of-cats:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

Frick everything was brought back

yo this was my joint at ten

this fucking commercial

#shit I hated this commercial
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bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

209,344 notes       September 01, 2014 @ 11:16       Via(Source)

ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

131,351 notes       September 01, 2014 @ 11:10       Via(Source)

ssleepover:

the music gets me every fucking time omg

#dat music makes it
35,501 notes       September 01, 2014 @ 10:52       Via(Source)

pieperstars:

I like real, classic animeimage

#c lassic #timeless
127,856 notes       September 01, 2014 @ 10:45       Via(Source)

Things you can do to be happier: 

  • Go to bed earlier
  • Finish things ahead of time
  • Eat whole-food
  • Exercise
  • Be present
  • Organize
  • Listen to music
  • Think positively
  • Drink lots of water
  • Journal
  • Read
  • Be productive
  • Eat fresh fruit
  • Breathe deeply
  • Go for a bike ride

#reference #feel good inc
1,366 notes       September 01, 2014 @ 10:44       Via(Source)
#lord almighty pretentious douchebag alert